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See you in Phoenix 

for Brave Fest

Saturday April 11th Tickets are still available!

The Paralyzers!  @Brave Fest Music Festival Phoenix AZ

Saturday April 11th 2015

The Paralyzers!  @Brave Fest Music Festival Phoenix AZ

Saturday April 11th 2015

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Spring Breakdown Music Festival

Saturday April 25th Tickets are still available!

The Paralyzers!  @Spring Breakdown Music Festival!

SPECIAL Pricing! Only $22.00 each Total - NO FEES!

The Paralyzers!  @Spring Breakdown Music Festival!

SPECIAL Pricing! Only $22.00 each Total - NO FEES!

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Subscribe to "Spiderlings™" The NEW PFC (Paralyzers™ Fan Club) to receive:

Merchandise Discounts - Advance Tickets - FREE Tickets - Back Stage Passes - Special Promo Code Discounts - Invitations to Private/Special/Non-public Events (Super Secret Events!) and Screenings - Spiderlings/PFC Monthly News Letter - Lots MORE!

(*with your email subscription to the PFC)

Click here to Sign up!


What is a Paralyzer™ or What are Spiderlings™? 

Glad you asked...Here is what the dictionary says..

Par·a·lyzers™        [par-uh-lahyzer] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation -verb 
(used with object), -lyzed, -lyz·ing, -lyz·er, -lyz·ers. As in YOU have been PARALYZED! - Internationally Trademarked and Now Heavier - Harder - and Hotter than ever!

An [Official] fan or follower of The Paralyzers™ is referred to as a "Spiderling"

1. To affect with paralysis - (Sometimes caused by the bite of a Black Widow Spider or Spiderling!)
2. To bring to a condition of helpless stoppage, inactivity, or inability to act: They were paralyzed in their tracks and HAD to hear more ROCK!
3. Highly gifted, inspired, and dedicated teen musicians from So Cal that love to ROCK!!

Who are the Paralyzers™?? (Click here to find out!)